Highlights of the past 2 weeks:
1. 12 hour shift with the paramedics.
That's right, I got to sit in with the ambo, sirens blazing, 150km/hr+ down a 60km road, cars parting like Moses and the Dead Sea, out bush retrieving patients. "Sorry about the bumps back there" says Paul, reknown for his wild driving. Guess he doesn't see the smile plastered across my face, I think it's more like a fun theme park ride. First patient we get is a man in.. cue rural sounding name (ok so I've already forgotten but the description we get on the display screen to help = "red Nissan truck + 1 horse"). Needless to say we had to traverse dirt roads, walk out and step over dung, cattle dogs running around. There is a man lying down, covered by the shade of the truck. Apparently he was just about to go up into the hills, herding cattle before he started to vomit blood. He is pale and diaphoretic. There is a patch of grass covered by fresh dark red blood. The medstudent in me thinks "cool, fresh hemetemesis!". Twenty minutes later, IVC in, fluids, 15L O2 and wait for it, he empties his stomach and spews fresh blood all over the back of the ambulance. Back up is called (we are half an hour away from the hospital) but he manages to hang on, goes into resus and the OT. Recurrent esophageal varices haemorrhage secondary to cirrhosis. He's lucky to survive. The rest of the shift goes slowly, an elderly woman stuck on the toilet, heading into the Kapooka army base (complete with golf course + cinema! plus kangaroos) before the night time psych cases. There is an 18yr old girl handcuffed on the lawn, policeman nearby. Attempted suicide, mum and brother with bipolar. The inside of the house is a maelstorm. Then another young 16yo boy, OD-ed on his antidepressants due to a fight with the girlfriend. It's been a decent shift and I see how the psych patients can open up during the ambo ride to the hospital, before the bright lights, busy doctors, busy nurses, and general hustle and bustle of the ED wards. It's times like these when I feel old (yes really), when you see patients as young as your siblings with their whole lives ahead wanting attention to help them. And its seeing this that I keep it in mind to try and not to be the type of doctor that will see "18yo girl, suicide attempt" and roll their eyes, sigh and think "another psych case".
2. FOOD
You knew this was coming! Wednesday afternoon, the patient I was looking up is taken away to get radiotherapy at the private. What to do? Productive procrastination of course (aka baking). There is Close the Gap for Thursday morning tea and I nominate myself to be SexyLady's sous chef. 3 hours later, 40 or so carrot cupcakes with lemon frosting and lime zest, 1 chocolate vegan cake with coffee ganache and 1 vegan lime cheesecake..back to the wards to finish off with that patient. Perfect.
Miss Lovely P's vegan lime cheesecake with blueberries - Crowdpleaser!
Goodies on show. Confession...I had 7 cupcakes + 1 sneaky melting moment for morning tea, lunch and afternoon tea!
Mr NextTopModel with the baking maestros :)
A brief tangent - Smith recipe of the week - Spinach, Pine Nut lasagne with 3 different types of cheese! (was meant to be 4, but couldnt locate the Gorgonzola here *shakes fist in air)
Lasagne - which sticking true to the student lifestyle I ate for 4 days then realised that it might be a good idea to throw the rest out...
3. Friday Night Outs
So with 3 houseparties under my belt, the pros of wagga night life:
* If its not within walking distance, then it might as well be another town.
All the houseparties were closer than my primary school to my home - crazy! Crazier still is the proximity of the main street with the pubs and clubs from your doorstep (<10 minutes). Perfect for the Walk of Shame back (no, not THAT type of Shame...the Shame when you find out you're one of the last patrons at the bar 3am in the morning type of shame!)
* You can get away wearing a leopard print dress with CROCS on
Yes I know, they are hideous and can cause temporary blindness but in my defense, they fit in with the houseparty theme "wild".
Only in wagga.
* You can get away with no ID, no cash and CROCS in a Wagga Club - tried and tested!
However, I wouldnt recommend it unless you have a liking for WEIRD men to come up and start touching your crocs?! That's a new one.
* You can get away with no ID and an ED admission - not tried and tested yet
So I forgot to bring my ID and cash (in the midst of getting ready I thought I didn't need it). And I was right. When you're walking distance from the ED, know the intern in ED and have the regs and other interns at the houseparty..I think you're more than covered!
* You can pull out a home-grown zucchini and have it entertain your house full of guests
The questionable steroid driven monster of a zucchini!
The cons being:
* You basically have the same work, home, social group.
As much as I love them, I'm spending more time with them than I ever did with my own family!! Woah.
* To realise the above point before doing anything stupid and showing your face on the Monday ward round.
Excited for the Easter week break to Sydney!!!!!!!!!!!!

